a bird shits on my head

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a bird shits on my head
trying to see if I give a damn
as if avian feces is enough
to rain on my parade;

the truth of the matter is
the world always wants to
fuck you without a condom
until you are pregnant
with its bastard child;

goddamn son of a fate
the universal consequence
of unprotected screwing is that
you live with its little baby grin
for the rest of your life

but alas
what is life but a few seconds of friction
a few bumps, a few grunts, a few cries?
you ride that life and rock it
like a boat, you suck it up,
you spit it right back in its face

because when life gives you shit,
don’t you dare give a shit in return
because why make life even shittier
by adding to its shit?

so fuck it
fuck life, fuck the world
just fuck it and
and make the best
the fucking best of it all

P.S. “a few seconds of friction” is a phrase I borrowed from Barney’s Version, by Mordecai Richler. It’s awesome.

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One comment

  1. bookofmohs · July 22, 2013

    A really funny way to put it, we’ll done 🙂

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